titspajamas:

north korea eat a snickers you get a little nuclear terroristic when youre hungry

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

princeowl:

princeowl:

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now

this post would have been a hit in 2010

friskygrandma:

but maybe, underneath it all, i am a hollaback girl